Cast

Larry the Cable Guy

Himself

Charlie Callas

Rabbi Schultz

Rich Delia

Simon

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Cole Downing

Scientologist

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Sean Patrick Flaherty

Dirty Caroler Son

Flavor Flav

Wiseman

Penn Jillette

Ghost of Christmas Present

Jamie Kennedy

Ghost of Christmas Past

Lisa Lampanelli

Mrs. Claus

George Wendt

Santa Claus