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Haphazard
Dean Alexandrou

Haphazard

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RELEASE

2019-06-27

BUGET

N/A

LENGTH

90 min

Description

When a secret US defense satellite containing missile activation codes crashes on a remote island off the coast of Thailand, one spy, one rebel, and one criminal race to recover the hard drive.

Reviews

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@Geronimo1967

Heavens, what a mess! Given that it must have had the tiniest of budgets, it actually starts off not too badly, but as the story progresses it loses all sense of direction and degenerates into a pretty disappointing search for an hard drive. This drive contains satellite codes that activate missiles that could lead to world destruction - though not before the end of this ninety minutes of overly choreographed CGI-heavy thriller. The fight scene are lengthy and repetitive, the script is pretty banal and none of the actors looked like they really cared one way or the other about the quality of their routinely lacklustre performances. To be fair, it does not hang about - what action they have created comes thick and fast and deliberately, or otherwise, it does raise the odd smile. Quite how this ever got funded is anyone's guess, though, and it's really pretty poor.