Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer!
2012-06-16
$1.0M
90 min
A hybrid creature - half piranha and half anaconda -- attacks a low-budget horror movie crew on location near her nest when her egg is stolen. Now they must outrun and kill the deadly piranhaconda as well as stop the mad scientist who stole the egg - before they all become dinner.
Sounded cool in theory, but in practice, I guess adding a piranha to a giant snake doesn't really do anything. I mean what does a piranha add to the table? Sharp teeth and the ability to go underwater. But an anaconda's already got both those, so...
But I digress, Wynorski is a veteran when it comes to this sort of thing, and I'm always on the lookout for the odd gem like Chopping Mall. But they don't often come, and by-and-large it's wading through a river of crap. Piranhaconda is just another dump in that stream.
Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible.
